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Monday, October 01, 2007

the 2007 lifelock four hundred at kansas

(to the song “still the one” by orleans)



kansas, like dover, left several cars smashed

johnson’s fast - car won the pole, next day did crash

started way in the back - raced up into third

greg biffle slowed - and then bowyer finished first

(but) twelve cautions - watch those chase drivers crash

twice shortened - fifty-seven laps

bowyer’s in the front

but greg biffle won

matt, kurt, and - to-ny led - fought all day

junior dumped ky-le busch on the backstraightaway

burton tugged his fender, off his car cover blows (car cover blows)

earned him a black flag - fuel pressure, where did it go?

(but) twelve cautions - watch those chasers crash

twice shortened - fifty-seven laps

bowyer’s in the front

but greg biffle won

(skies) opened up - a fierce wind blows, smoke

had enough - fuel to cruise to pit road

waiting game’s begun

stewart may have won

past halfway—

(instrumental)

rain, rain, a monsoon’s on its way

after lightning displays

race contin-ued - oooo-oooo-uh

stewart spun - truex, whose toe hurt, watch

smoke come from - his left-front tire’s fender, then

wrecked with carl’s fusion

kurt got damaged some

(matt) had no fun - got in a huge wreck and

poor newman - motor’s blown to heck

bad luck for hamlin

cost him mo-mentum

and

then

twelve cautions - watch chasers crash

twice shortened - fifty-seven laps

bowyer’s in the front

but greg biffle won—


REWIND LINK: the 2006 uaw-ford five hundred at talladega
Posted by Brock Beard :: 5:38 PM ::
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