karaoke for nascar fans


Monday, December 18, 2006

happy holidays, nascar nation!

(to the song “grandma got run over by a reindeer” by elmo and patsy)




santa won at dover with his reindeer

beating jimmie johnson christmas eve

worse than when he lost back at atlanta

a sleigh with nine deer-power took the lead


tire chains had been mandated

since the track was wrapped in snow

and with the plowman on vacation

nascar made them use the car of tomorrow

this leveled the field for santa

who qualified in mid-pack

the “yule-tide ride” turned some heads then

but ryan newman’s dodge still on the pole sat

santa won at dover with his reindeer

beating jimmie johnson christmas eve

worse than when he lost back at atlanta

a sleigh with nine deer-power took the lead


as some cars spun into snowbanks

out of danger, santa moved

called his elves for a spring rubber

while he cleaned the marbles off the reindeer’s hooves

yellow snow brought out the caution

no, wait, that’s harvick’s paintscheme

he had hoped this was a busch race

but instead he spun while running in fifteenth (in fifteenth?!)

santa won at dover with his reindeer

beating jimmie johnson christmas eve

worse than when he lost back at atlanta

a sleigh with nine deer-power took the lead


now the air was getting colder

the white flag froze in mid-wave (brr!)

while the blue and silver lowe’s car

tried to stop this jimmy spencer of the sleigh

johnson dove down to the inside

outside line, kris kringle chose

and when the checkers fell, sleigh bells rang:

rudolph edged the lowe’s impala by a nose!

santa won at dover with his reindeer

beating jimmie johnson christmas eve

worse than when he lost back at atlanta

a sleigh with nine deer-power took the lead


sing it!

santa won at dover with his reindeer

beating jimmie johnson christmas eve

worse than when he lost back at atlanta

a sleigh with nine deer-power took the lead

Posted by Brock Beard :: 2:47 AM ::
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