Monday, December 18, 2006 happy holidays, nascar nation! (to the song “grandma got run over by a reindeer” by elmo and patsy) santa won at dover with his reindeer beating jimmie johnson christmas eve worse than when he lost back at atlanta a sleigh with nine deer-power took the lead tire chains had been mandated since the track was wrapped in snow and with the plowman on vacation nascar made them use the car of tomorrow this leveled the field for santa who qualified in mid-pack the “yule-tide ride” turned some heads then but ryan newman’s dodge still on the pole sat santa won at dover with his reindeer beating jimmie johnson christmas eve worse than when he lost back at atlanta a sleigh with nine deer-power took the lead as some cars spun into snowbanks out of danger, santa moved called his elves for a spring rubber while he cleaned the marbles off the reindeer’s hooves yellow snow brought out the caution no, wait, that’s harvick’s paintscheme he had hoped this was a busch race but instead he spun while running in fifteenth (in fifteenth?!) santa won at dover with his reindeer beating jimmie johnson christmas eve worse than when he lost back at atlanta a sleigh with nine deer-power took the lead now the air was getting colder the white flag froze in mid-wave (brr!) while the blue and silver lowe’s car tried to stop this jimmy spencer of the sleigh johnson dove down to the inside outside line, kris kringle chose and when the checkers fell, sleigh bells rang: rudolph edged the lowe’s impala by a nose! santa won at dover with his reindeer beating jimmie johnson christmas eve worse than when he lost back at atlanta a sleigh with nine deer-power took the lead sing it! santa won at dover with his reindeer beating jimmie johnson christmas eve worse than when he lost back at atlanta a sleigh with nine deer-power took the lead
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