karaoke for nascar fans


Friday, August 25, 2006

seventy-nine commercials in five minutes

(to the song "we didn’t start the fire" by billy joel)

mikey’s napa spokesman school, alltel’s "my circle,"

tnt likes "law and order" ‘cause they know drama.

wendy’s big unicorn sight and coors guy says "no touch light,"

mark martin’s phone call suddenly cues flipping fernando.

budweiser is beer, newman shaved twelves on beards,

pedal that’s on the right rarely used in burton’s ride.

edwards has o.a.d., ol’ aaron’s dream machine,

mickey-d’s: i’m lovin’ it, nicorette: win the battle!

the tension’s growing higher,

that’s what we’re inferring while the cars are turning.

someone just lost a tire,

caution’s on the track, so we’ll be right back!

dale’s gonna race the truck, "aflac" quoth the aflac duck,

"the closer" and "without a trace" coming up next.

hamlin’s fan questions, card-carrying yes-men,

pinata made, pro-grade stuff at lowe’s.

stewart’s fixed door, biffle knows his credit score,

coke’s big racing family, "max life" made by valvoline.

best buy, ameriquest, kyle busch at carquest,

kanaan got caramel on somebody’s reese’s!

the tension’s growing higher,

that’s what we’re inferring while the cars are turning.

newman’s car wouldn’t fire,

caution’s on the track, so we’ll be right back!

use chevron with techron, ruby tuesday, fram it, braun,

old spice, toyota, bank of america.

just for men, mountain dew, ford is making bold moves,

cingular, adt, dlp technology.

prilosec otc, sony’s hdtv,

super eight and subway: biffle says "he walked away."

man has no harley, schrader and little debbie,

daydreaming kahne fans crash, everyone should be fast!

the tension’s growing higher,

that’s what we’re inferring while the cars are turning.

calm down, do not perspire,

caution’s on the track, so we’ll be right back!

mobil oil’s tough, gather ‘round the good stuff,

busch, burger king, tylenol, havoline.

f/x showing "rescue me" now on season number three,

sharpie, jd, quaker state, oral-b.

slowskys, applebee’s, racing on directv,

kfc, guy says "freeze!" for the craftsman truck series!

the tension’s growing higher,

that’s what we’re inferring while the cars are turning.

though we’re down to the wire,

caution’s on the track, so we’ll be right back! (white flag!)

red lobster, cialis, miller lite’s new "man law" list,

life takes visa, what is a soquid?

principal financial group, geico gecko too cute,

jeremy says "come on back" until tony’s car is flat.

sunoco gas for your car, motorcycles made by star,

holiday inn express, what’s in your wallet?

a new wrangler generation endorsed by the junior nation,

tgi-friday’s main course, no i can’t wait anymore!

my, that race was inspired!

as we’re now returning to some tire burning!

this race was brought to you by—

*click*

Posted by Brock Beard :: 2:16 PM ::
---------------------------------------

"win on sunday, sing on monday"