karaoke for nascar fans


Tuesday, October 31, 2006

the 2006 bass pro shops five hundred at atlanta



(to the song “the devil went down to georgia” by the charlie daniels band)

when racin’ came back to georgia, in eleventh spot on the field

sat an orange ride with twenty on its side, tony stewart ‘hind the wheel.

everyone inside the top ten raced into the chase, but tony did not

but when the green flag fell things went not-so-well for all the guys who were runnin’ up front:

a mess kyle busch got in tweaked his fender out-of-view

and in the glare, a drivin’ err’ spun gordon in turn two

kahne made young stremme the middle of a sandwich and was through

so was martin, oh no! a tough ol’ blow when he got crashed into

while up front good ol’ tony watched lapped cars leave again

the big sun did set, there came a new threat, name of jimmie johnson

tony, get up on that wheel and drive your chevy hard

‘cause johnson’s comin’ at ya in the forty-eight lowe’s car

if you should win, that big wood trophy you can rightly own

but here’s good news: your fuel is good-to-go!

(violin riff)

harvick won the busch race, but his cup car would not go

high in the wall went martin truex, but he put on a good show

though his truck saturday flew on wings, “blew up,” said poor mike bliss

and jarrett was enjoyin’ a resoundin’ bit of success

(guitar riff)

under caution, earnhardt junior said

“why am i the only one

who stayed out while the cars back there

got new tires for this run?!”

smoke won atlanta, beat johnson

runnin’ in eleventh, he’s still havin’ fun

burton got real mad about trash throws

hamlin went a lap down goin’ too slow

(violin riff)

when johnson looked ahead, stewart led by plenty of feet

and clint crashed ‘till he whittled the oh-seven into meat

tony said, “jimmie, i’m comin’ back for you guys next weekend,

i ain’t in the chase, but i still won the race, so i’m climibin’ up the fence

replay:

smoke won atlanta, beat johnson

runnin’ in eleventh, he’s still havin’ fun

burton got real mad about trash throws

hamlin went a lap down goin’ too slow

(violin riff)

Posted by Brock Beard :: 12:37 PM ::
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