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Wednesday, November 22, 2006

the 2006 ford four hundred at homestead



(to the song “bicycle race” by queen)

greg biffle


greg biffle

greg biffle

three homestead wins by

greg biffle

greg biffle

greg biffle

three years now, our man greg biffle

won miami at night

early, he said, “we’ll spank ‘em all”

and, boy, he was so very right!

stewart’s car? - way too tight!

montoya? - did ignite!

and junior? - took the high line

then smacked into turn two

and lost ground to johnson!

the busch boys? - hit turn two!

yeley’s toy? - gas was through!

gilliland? - that was too bad

a top five, he was robbed of

when benny said “hey, good job”

while the guy in front was

greg biffle

greg biffle

greg biffle

three homestead wins by

greg biffle

greg biffle

greg biffle

three years now, our man greg biffle

won miami at night

early, he said, “we’ll spank ‘em all”

and, boy, he was so—

“now jimmie johnson is top dog today”

nbc, don’t ignore greg again

“makes you think of the plane crash we oft say”

no, i don’t think that needs a mention

mark martin’s last race?—no!



not in the chase

but in first place

greg won the race

greg biffle

greg biffle

greg biffle

three homestead wins by

greg biffle

greg biffle

greg biffle, greg biffle, greg—

truex was in second place!

(bicycle bell medley)


casey mears? - lost engine!

and newman? - took a spin!

hamlin - had loose lugnuts

he “let it all hang out”

and finished about third place!

jeff gordon? - a long day!

and robby? - fought away!

“what now, bill?” - asked dallenbach

and then bill weber made a decree

to “get thrown out of applebees”

while, with a trophy, still was

greg biffle

greg biffle

greg biffle

three homestead wins by

greg biffle

greg biffle

greg biffle

three years now, our man greg biffle

won miami at night

early, he said, “we’ll spank ‘em all”

and, boy, he was so very right!
Posted by Brock Beard :: 11:55 PM ::
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