karaoke for nascar fans


Thursday, April 27, 2006

sympathy for the biffmeister


(to the song "sixteen tons" by tennessee ernie ford)

some people say to win is a matter of luck

a top-five car can be drug by a truck

drug by a truck behind the wall,

with a d.n.f. and a check that’s small.

you drive the sixteen car, what do you get?

the lap leader bonus, but you still leave upset.

but don’tcha tell me that the biff can’t make the show

it ain’t one race, it’s a season-long war.

biffle came one day to the fontana line

and burned up the track with the fastest lap times

ahead thirteen seconds when his big engine blew

and the crew chief said, "well a-boy, who knew?!"

you drive the sixteen car, what do you get?

the lap leader bonus, but you still leave upset.

but don’tcha tell me that the biff can’t make the show

it ain’t one race, it’s a season-long war.

at the lone star state’s intermediate track

the biff lost the lead, but was gettin’ it back

when along came a dodge driven by kurt busch

who took his fusion out with a late aero push.

you drive the sixteen car, what do you get?

the lap leader bonus, but you still leave upset.

but don’tcha tell me that the biff can’t make the show

it ain’t one race, it’s a season-long war.

at the phoenix running, biffle was denied.

his subway car pitted, its fuel cell bone-dry.

yes harvick did have one solid run

but remember for november: biff had the race won.

you drive the sixteen car, what do you get?

the lap leader bonus, but you still leave upset.

but don’tcha tell me that the biff can’t make the show—

it ain’t one race, it’s a season-long war.

Posted by Brock Beard :: 11:11 PM ::
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