karaoke for nascar fans


Thursday, October 12, 2006

the 2006 uaw-ford five hundred at talladega

(to the song “thriller” by michael jackson)

there’s brand-new pavement and smaller restrictor plates in the cars

david gilliland had grabbed the pole in only his ninth start

mark martin’s team - still wondered why he would displace nemechek

but all of these - thoughts were drowned in the anger-ridden cries

of junior’s guys

‘cause brian vickers

stayed behind

jimmie johnson and earnhardt as they raced hard side-by-side

but then young vickers

went inside

and knocked out both the leaders with a simple, little, bump draft


there were green flag stops and scott riggs got penalized for his speed

from steve letarte’s crew: a messed-up tear-off gordon didn’t need

over his jack - mark martin rolled his triple-a ford fusion

while on the track - junior’s cut tire didn’t slow him long

(but) the lucky dog

was brian vickers

who behind

jimmie johnson and earnhardt still won his hundred-seventh try

a first-time winner?

big surprise!

vick knocked out both the leaders with a simple, little, bump draft


the big one came when the fast closing rates caused a collision

you’ll never guess who once again said “boo-hoo” and whined (here’s a hint:)

this time kenseth was fine!

each time off turn two, johnson laid back on earnhardt way up high

both knew jeff burton had under green cut one of his rear tires

in a straight line - the lead pack crammed together nose-to-tail

and when the white - came out junior fans disbelieved the scene

they made a fiend

of brian vickers

who behind

jimmie johnson and earnhardt tried to join in the epic fight

who was the winner?

big surprise!

vick knocked out both the leaders with a simple, little, teeny-weenie, small bump draft

yeah brian vickers

who behind

jimmie johnson and earnhardt tried to join in the epic fight

who was the winner?

big surprise!

vick knocked out both the leaders with a simple, little—


all’s not well in hendrick land

since red bull racing’s youngest man

sent his teammate through the mud

along with earnhardt junior’s “bud.”

but did his fender truly pound

in ways “uncalled-for” this past round

like jimmie johnson did so tell

to knaus who, too, felt not so well?

the loudest sounds heard on the air

the launch of several thousand beers

as junior fans with johnson’s too

combined to hiss and yell and boo.

and though the fans were not so kind

nascar to all delivered:

“when eight and forty-eight combine

the answer, still, is vickers!”

Posted by Brock Beard :: 4:05 PM ::
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