Thursday, October 12, 2006 the 2006 uaw-ford five hundred at talladega (to the song “thriller” by michael jackson) there’s brand-new pavement and smaller restrictor plates in the cars david gilliland had grabbed the pole in only his ninth start mark martin’s team - still wondered why he would displace nemechek but all of these - thoughts were drowned in the anger-ridden cries of junior’s guys ‘cause brian vickers stayed behind jimmie johnson and earnhardt as they raced hard side-by-side but then young vickers went inside and knocked out both the leaders with a simple, little, bump draft there were green flag stops and scott riggs got penalized for his speed from steve letarte’s crew: a messed-up tear-off gordon didn’t need over his jack - mark martin rolled his triple-a ford fusion while on the track - junior’s cut tire didn’t slow him long (but) the lucky dog was brian vickers who behind jimmie johnson and earnhardt still won his hundred-seventh try a first-time winner? big surprise! vick knocked out both the leaders with a simple, little, bump draft the big one came when the fast closing rates caused a collision you’ll never guess who once again said “boo-hoo” and whined (here’s a hint:) this time kenseth was fine! each time off turn two, johnson laid back on earnhardt way up high both knew jeff burton had under green cut one of his rear tires in a straight line - the lead pack crammed together nose-to-tail and when the white - came out junior fans disbelieved the scene they made a fiend of brian vickers who behind jimmie johnson and earnhardt tried to join in the epic fight who was the winner? big surprise! vick knocked out both the leaders with a simple, little, teeny-weenie, small bump draft yeah brian vickers who behind jimmie johnson and earnhardt tried to join in the epic fight who was the winner? big surprise! vick knocked out both the leaders with a simple, little— all’s not well in hendrick land since red bull racing’s youngest man sent his teammate through the mud along with earnhardt junior’s “bud.” but did his fender truly pound in ways “uncalled-for” this past round like jimmie johnson did so tell to knaus who, too, felt not so well? the loudest sounds heard on the air the launch of several thousand beers as junior fans with johnson’s too combined to hiss and yell and boo. and though the fans were not so kind nascar to all delivered: “when eight and forty-eight combine the answer, still, is vickers!”
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