Monday, September 17, 2007

the 2007 sylvania three hundred at new hampshire (stunned fan edition!)

(to the song “no more mr. nice guy” by alice cooper)




andretti got the twenty-sixth spot, but like

hornish missed the show

bad luck kept haunting poor dave blaney

stremme’s car woul-dn’t go

a chariot race cut down riggs’ tire

kyle’s gambling

poor reed - spun again, harvick bare-ly got by

while in the lead:

bowyer - winless chase guy

bowyer - how did you make it in?

bowyer - twelfth-place points guy’s now fourth

hear him - yell “way too tight,” then win!

(instrumental)



stewart, gordon, and newman tried two tires

but clint got by

nice try - gordon’s good five hundredth cup start

six seconds shy

(of) bowyer - winless chase guy

bowyer - how did you make it in?

bowyer - twelfth-place points guy’s now fourth

hear him - yell “way too tight,” then win!

hamlin’s mad because no one could pass while

kenseth gained all those spots

edwards started eleventh in a backup:

twelfth when che-ckers dropped

schrader got grass - on his splitter

then bumped ward burton ha-rd

and then as harvick - tried to slow clint

childress was in mongolia

watching

bowyer - winless chase guy

bowyer - how did you make it in?

bowyer - twelfth-place points guy’s now fourth

hear him - yell “way too tight,” then win!

bowyer - winless chase guy

bowyer - how did you make it in?

bowyer - twelfth-place points guy’s now fourth

hear him - yell “way too tight,” then win!

“too tight,” then win!

“too tight,” then win!

whoo!







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