karaoke for nascar fans


Thursday, September 28, 2006

the 2006 dover four hundred at dover


(to the song "the waiting" by tom petty and the heartbreakers)

poor kasey hit the wall when stewart spun out

forty-eight’s lost tire: penalty

his good pit road stall, carl just plain missed

while kenseth crossed the line and had to pull back

harvick’s engine blew, earnhardt’s tire tread lacked

even hamlin needed a stewart assist

to catch burton! (burton!)

from south boston

jeff burton had the fastest car

dillner, he thought, went too far

it got him riled up, so his losing was parked

at one hundred seventy-five starts!


well then the fuel mileage came in play once again

sorenson, once again, ran out

six laps to go: burton’s winning move

with two laps left, matt kenseth ran out, but how?

then from victory lane, "not over," jeff vowed

first time in seven years, who’s points leadin’ right now?

it’s jeff burton! (burton!)

yeah yeah yeah yeah

jeff burton had the fastest car

dillner, he thought, went too far

it got him riled up, so his losing was parked

at one hundred seventy-five starts!


oh, reiser said to stay out, kenseth called it
stupid

reiser said to stay out, kenseth called it stupid

burton just raised the bar

his title chase renewed

he had the fastest car

and closed the deal, too!

it’s jeff burton! (burton!)

from south boston

jeff burton had the fastest car

dillner, he thought, went too far

it got him riled up, so his losing was parked

at one hundred seventy-five starts!


yeah, jeff burton had the fastest car!

Posted by Brock Beard :: 11:30 PM ::
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