Tuesday, August 28, 2007

the 2007 sharpie five hundred at bristol (special edition)

(to the song “takin’ care of business” by bachman-turner overdrive)



(humid) hundred-degree weather

brand-new concrete’s better

bristol’s big card stunt kicked-off the evenin’

sponsorless jeff burton car

while outside pole was montoya

kasey’s out front, hoped for weekend sweepin’

the green flag got called off

poor andretti’s dodge just coughed

then when it started, boy watch that nine go!

held off junior most the night

‘til someone else joined the fight

the guy sponsored by office depot!

and that’s why

carl’s back to flippin’ - bristol night

ragan kept on spinnin’ - loose, not tight and while

kahne tried hard to win it - he got by

carl’s back to flippin’ - robby spun ‘cross the line, look out!

(instrumental)

racing’s great, but few cautions

some broke loose, but they caught ‘em

‘til sauter’s hit near-ly caught kasey

hamlin spun in his own oil

his d.n.f. streak was foiled

running a solid top-ten was labonte

gordon got the lucky dog

then the racing groove got clogged

‘cause ricky rudd spun out in turn two

kenseth hit johnson, who slowed

watch matt’s radiator blow

waltrip bumped jeff, off his bumper flew

and that’s why

carl’s back to flippin’ - bristol night

ragan kept on spinnin’ - loose, not tight and while

kahne tried hard to win it - he got by

carl’s back to flippin’ - robby spun ‘cross the line—

(instrumental)

**BONUS MATERIAL**
My Photos From Bristol!
My Videos From Bristol!

(kevin) harvick forced a replay

knocked montoya sideways

missing lug dropped truex through the field

both a.j. and almirola

got their brand-new cars all torn up

a debris - caution was revealed

clint bowyer finished third

sadler brushed the wall, which hurt:

because he was forced to pit under green

stewart tried to make some moves

though the penske cars improved

the win went to a roush-fenway team

and that’s why

carl’s back to flippin’ - bristol night

ragan kept on spinnin’ - loose, not tight and while

kahne tried hard to win it - he got by

carl’s back to flippin’ - robby spun ‘cross the line—



REWIND LINK: the 2006 sony hd five hundred at california
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