Monday, July 30, 2007

the 2007 allstate four hundred at the brickyard

(to the song "mountain dew" by grandpa jones)



oh, sunday at indy

who’s on pole? it was reed!

juan montoya ‘longside in p-two

both ran well through the end

but someone won there again

the guy who loves them burgers at d.q.!

smoke just won his brickyard number two

kept harvick’s elvis car in his view

"here, kitty, kitty"

he said, then took the lead

and won - brickyard number two!

poor ray evernham

testing messed up his plans

kahne wrecked out early - sadler, too

bad luck for bobby ginn

abandoned mark martin

with a gearbox with one too few!

who thought a tire pop

would again crash and stop

johnson, whose fender had been skewed?

though he did ignite

thankfully, right out he climbed

he can’t wait ‘til chad’s suspension is through!

(instrumental)

gum-be-gum-gum-be-gumby-gum!

ju-nior started out great

reporting from his eight

when he hit a big strip firmly-glued

staying in the top-five

kept his win hopes alive

then, what a shame, his engine blew!

(instrumental)

well, hamlin got mad

a great run, he, too, had

that last stop sure knocked him for a loop

lost a lap when his car stalled

under green, that’s not all:

his teammate got brickyard number two!

smoke just won his brickyard number two

kept harvick’s elvis car in his view

"here, kitty, kitty"

he said, then took the lead

and won - brickyard number two!

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