karaoke for nascar fans

Monday, May 07, 2007

the 2007 crown royal presents the jim stewart four hundred at richmond

(to the song “superstition” by stevie wonder)

sunday ‘noon at richmond -

rain, there is no more

first race jarrett’s missin’ -

since late ninety-four

brake pads red like cherries -

their ducts are too small

two flats k.o. robby -

kenny wallace stalls

and though jeff gordon leads, a three pole-win streak ended

bad adjustments

made-him tight-late at rich-mond - yeah-yeah


ooh, sunday ‘noon at richmond -

raines out front with shrek

kasey kahne’s collision -

a cautionless wreck

jigsaw, sauter drags far -

thanks to montoya

jeff burton’s engine parks -

his impala

nobody told harvick “stop,” he hits david ragan

while on pit road

then-gets sev-enth at rich-mond - yeah


sunday ‘noon at richmond -

kurt busch shows the way

biff moves up four dozen -

spots, then gets wrecked late

gilliland clips benson -

slams the backstretch gap

six cars crash off marlin -

smoke runs good post-crash - mm-hmm

from thirty-fourth, kyle leads, but the cautions aren’t his friend

look who gets by:

jim-mie john-son wins rich-mond! - whoa-whoa-whoa

REWIND LINK: the 2006 dodge charger five hundred at darlington
Posted by Brock Beard :: 12:17 PM ::

"win on sunday, sing on monday"