Monday, May 07, 2007

the 2007 crown royal presents the jim stewart four hundred at richmond

(to the song “superstition” by stevie wonder)




sunday ‘noon at richmond -

rain, there is no more

first race jarrett’s missin’ -

since late ninety-four

brake pads red like cherries -

their ducts are too small

two flats k.o. robby -

kenny wallace stalls

and though jeff gordon leads, a three pole-win streak ended

bad adjustments

made-him tight-late at rich-mond - yeah-yeah

(instrumental)

ooh, sunday ‘noon at richmond -

raines out front with shrek

kasey kahne’s collision -

a cautionless wreck

jigsaw, sauter drags far -

thanks to montoya

jeff burton’s engine parks -

his impala

nobody told harvick “stop,” he hits david ragan

while on pit road

then-gets sev-enth at rich-mond - yeah

(instrumental)

sunday ‘noon at richmond -

kurt busch shows the way

biff moves up four dozen -

spots, then gets wrecked late

gilliland clips benson -

slams the backstretch gap

six cars crash off marlin -

smoke runs good post-crash - mm-hmm

from thirty-fourth, kyle leads, but the cautions aren’t his friend

look who gets by:

jim-mie john-son wins rich-mond! - whoa-whoa-whoa

REWIND LINK: the 2006 dodge charger five hundred at darlington
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