karaoke for nascar fans


Monday, May 15, 2006

the 2006 dodge charger five hundred at darlington

(to the song "i’m a believer" by the monkees)

i thought every track was full of rusty nails

everyone else missed except poor me.

luck had somehow left me

that’s the way it seemed

nothing seemed to go right for my team.

and then i won a race

yeah i was the leader.

gordon’s chase

had run out of time.

out in front—yeah!

trophy receiver,

two years neither

were denied!

each reporter heard from me the following

every time our race too early stopped:

"my blue ford was flyin’

isn’t it a shame

we did not quite get to vict’ry lane!"



and then i won a race

yeah i was the leader.

i could taste

sweet vict’ry this time.

out in front—yeah!

caught checkered fever,

took a meat cleaver

to my slide!

"my blue ford was flyin’

isn’t it a shame

we did not quite get to vict’ry lane!"

so glad i won a race!

lady luck, i can see her!

second place

is gordon’s this time!

out in front—yeah!

like eddie cheever

and ‘leave it to beaver,’

i survived!

Posted by Brock Beard :: 5:51 PM ::
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