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Sunday, December 28, 2008

Update

This site is currently at a standstill. For more of my newer NASCAR work, be sure to check out these links:

http://www.youtube.com/nadeau1064
http://brockbeard.blogspot.com

--Brock Beard
Founder, Karaoke for NASCAR Fans
Posted by Brock Beard :: 3:39 PM ::
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Monday, May 05, 2008

arca: the inaugural carolina five hundred at rockingham

(to the song “gto” by ronnie and the daytonas)



jo-ey lo-ga-no

got in car twen-ty-five

for his first ar-ca race

(with) for-ty-nine cars be-hind

rock-ing-ham’s track was back o-pen

and the young-ster shi-yi-yined

be-cause the car-o-li

na-five-hun

dred-went-to

lo-gan-o

go, go, joe-y lo-ga-no

for-ty-nine cars are too slow

go, go, jo-ey lo-ga-no

dom-in-at-ing from the pole

was - jo-ey lo-ga-no


big wreck hap-pened on the twelfth lap

scott speed did-n’t slow

mich-ael ann-ett got dam-age

then came back like a pro

justin all-gaier pulled a musc-le

his trans-miss-ion bro-whoa-oke

and then the car-o-li

na-five-hun

dred-went-to

lo-gan-o

go, go, joe-y lo-ga-no

for-ty-nine cars are too slow

go, go, jo-ey lo-ga-no

dom-in-at-ing from the pole

was - jo-ey lo-ga-no

DANCE BREAK!

(instrumental)

jo-ey stretched his four hoo-siers

a hundred one cir-cuits

got some fresh ones and pre-tty soon

three lead lap cars were it

log-a-no’s tires were ol-der

(but) he did-n’t pi-i-it

un-til the cau-tion with nine to go

schra-der was in the lead, but we know

that then the car-o-li-

na-five-hun-

dred-went-to

lo-gan-o

go, go, joe-y lo-ga-no

for-ty nine cars are too slow

go, go, jo-ey lo-ga-no

dom-in-at-ing from the pole

was - jo-ey lo-ga-no

Posted by Brock Beard :: 8:04 PM ::

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Monday, April 07, 2008

the 2008 samsung five hundred at texas

(to the song “the twist” by chubby checker)



sec-ond timed lap

a car lost grip

mc-dow-ell’s crash

was so vic-ious

thank-full-y, right out he climbed

back at tex-as

at—tex-as (can’t get a-round, los-in’ ground, one lap down)

back at tex-as (can’t get a-round, los-in’ ground, one lap down)

whoo-hooo, yeah (can’t get a-round, los-in’ ground, one lap down)

af-lac wins (can’t get a-round, los-in’ ground, one lap down)

for carl ed-wards, it’s

his third back-flip


kyle busch is way too fast

smoke’s de-pressed ear-ly on

jeff - gor-don just got last

watch sam hit reut-i-mann

juni-or was fast, exc-ept on pit road

ye-ley caused a cau-tion

back—at tex-as (can’t get a-round, los-in’ ground, one lap down)

yeah, at-tex-as (can’t get a-round, los-in’ ground, one lap down)

whoo-hooo, yeah (can’t get a-round, los-in’ ground, one lap down)

af-lac wins (can’t get a-round, los-in’ ground, one lap down)

for carl ed-wards, it’s

his third back-flip

yee-haw—

(background over instrumental)
can’t get a-round, los-in’ ground, one lap down
can’t get a-round, los-in’ ground, one lap down
can’t get a-round, los-in’ ground, one lap down
can’t get a-round, los-in’ ground, one lap down
oooh-ah
can’t get a-round, los-in’—

up high, rob-by

the wall he hit

car sev-en-teen

fast in the pits

green-white-check-ers, bowy-er blocked

and mike ford’s miffed

back—at tex-as (can’t get a-round, los-in’ ground, one lap down)

yeah, at-tex-as (can’t get a-round, los-in’ ground, one lap down)

whoo-hoo, yeah (can’t get a-round, los-in’ ground, one lap down)

af-lac wins (can’t get a-round, los-in’ ground, one lap down)

for carl ed-wards, it’s

his third back-flip—

NEXT WEEK:
I’m actually going to be trying something new for next week’s race at Phoenix, so be sure to tune in to RaceTalkRadio.com next Monday at 9 P.M Eastern to find out!

Posted by Brock Beard :: 8:52 PM ::

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Monday, March 31, 2008

the 2008 goody's cool orange five hundred at martinsville

(to the song “(we’re gonna) rock around the clock” by bill haley and his comets)




crew chiefs wor-ried a-bout the rain-drops

why did den-ny just make that pit stop?

back to nine-teenth spot, boy is he hot

then back he fought

and a got

a clock that night

well, when bo-bby spun, (it) tweaked the front

(of) jeff gor-don who still got sec-ond

kyle busch was off, jeff bur-ton topped his ride

reu-ti-mann dropped-dropped-dropped from the thir-ty-five

and ham-lin stopped the hen-drick on-slaught up front this time


rob-by and ken-seth’s - days were bad, matt

lost two laps spin-ning gill-i-land

kyle busch was off, jeff bur-ton topped his ride

reu-ti-mann dropped-dropped-dropped from the thir-ty-five

and ham-lin stopped the hen-drick on-slaught up front this time

(instrumental)

what a good time ed- wards was havin’

‘til out of gas last cor-ner hap-pened

kyle busch was off, jeff bur-ton topped his ride

reu-ti-mann dropped-dropped-dropped from the thir-ty-five

and ham-lin stopped the hen-drick on-slaught up front this time


poor sadl-er hurt bad - slipped two discs

dug deep and had a good fin-ish

kyle busch was off, jeff bur-ton topped his ride

reu-ti-mann dropped-dropped-dropped from the thir-ty-five

and ham-lin stopped the hen-drick on-slaught up front this time

(instrumental)

mc-mur-ray, mears, and da-vid ra-gan

had great runs a-round - the top ten

kyle busch was off, jeff bur-ton topped his ride

reu-ti-mann dropped-dropped-dropped from the thir-ty-five

and ham-lin stopped the hen-drick on-slaught up front this time

NEXT WEEK:
It’s the Samsung 500 from Texas Motor Speedway!

Posted by Brock Beard :: 7:45 PM ::
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Monday, March 24, 2008

the 1991 goody's five hundred at martinsville

(to the song “return to sender” by elvis presley)




mis-ter sep-tem-ber

mis-ter sep-tem-ber


do you re-mem-ber when har-ry gant

spun at mar-tins-ville late

(and) ben-ny said, “too bad he can’t

to-day win his fourth straight”? (then hand-some har-ry)

with-out a fen-der

re-took the lead

took the check-ers

four straight weeks

do-ver and rich-mond

and dar-ling-ton

plus three busch rac-es

at the age of just fif-ty-one

strapped on some bungees the next pit stop

on har-ry’s skoal ban-dit

olds-mo-bi-le looked beat-up

but that team would-n’t quit (good thing they did-n’t)

mis-ter sep-tem-ber

re-took the lead

took the check-ers

four straight weeks

gant did-n’t win a fifth, but came near

his brake sys-tem would-n’t move

but at mich-i-gan - the ve-ry next year

(he won) at age fif-ty-two (a-no-ther rec-ord!)

mis-ter sep-tem-ber

re-took the lead

took the check-ers

four straight weeks

mis-ter sep-tem-ber

with-out a fen-der

mis-ter sep-tem-ber

with-out a fen-der—

NEXT WEEK:
Who will make history in this week’s Martinsville event, the Goody’s Cool Orange 500? Find out Sunday and come here on Monday!

Posted by Brock Beard :: 5:37 PM ::

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Monday, March 17, 2008

the 2008 food city five hundred at bristol

(to the song “get ready” by the temptations)



watch dale jar-rett make his fin-al race

boy, what a car-eer

race the truck!

kyle busch took his time, got-up to first place

but his car won’t steer

the wheel stuck!

clint won a

rain-y day

then fin-ished third

to his team-mates

(the) third straight year a stew-art win slipped through

the lane he chose - had har-vick’s nose

then den-ny ham-lin’s car can’t pick up fuel

took off too slow - the tro-phy goes

to jeff bur-ton

jeff bur-ton, where’d he come from? (i have no clue!)

jeff bur-ton, where’d he come from?

watch fran-chi-tti and jam-ie bump and rub

and wreck three dodg-es

plus men-ard

and then ham-lin throw a block on cas-ey

un-der the cau-tion

hit the wall hard

watch mike skin-ner hit

joe nem-e-chek

catch on fire and

then still fin-ish

(the) third straight year a stew-art win slipped through

the lane he chose - had har-vick’s nose

then den-ny ham-lin’s car can’t pick up fuel

took off too slow - the tro-phy goes

to jeff bur-ton

jeff bur-ton, where’d he come from? (no idea!)

jeff bur-ton, where’d he come from?

jeff bur-ton

(instrumental)


lit-tle e, a new mis-cue

put him in bad shape

on old tires

both gill-i-land and al-mir-o-la, too

sol-id top-ten days

i was in-spired

jim-mie played too much

gui-tar hero

and har-vick’s car

gets more yel-low

(the) third straight year a stew-art win slipped through

the lane he chose - had har-vick’s nose

then den-ny ham-lin’s car can’t pick up fuel

took off too slow - the tro-phy goes

to jeff bur-ton

jeff bur-ton, where’d he come from? (i have no clue!)

jeff bur-ton, where’d he come from—

NEXT WEEK:
To help ramp you guys up for Martinsville, next week’s song will be a retrospective on one of the track’s greatest races! It’s the 1991 Goody’s 500 at Martinsville next week on “Karaoke for NASCAR Fans!”

Posted by Brock Beard :: 5:31 PM ::

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Monday, March 10, 2008

the 2008 kobalt tools five hundred at atlanta

(to the song “turning japanese” by the vapors)



rob-by’s twen-ty-first

watch car-l slide

jeff’s pole, the slow-est

since nine-ty-five

all-men-din-ger must now ob-serve, mike skin-ner drives

pat-rick car-pen-tier

is two-for-two

dave blan-ey feels bad

he’s got the flu

fri-day, kyle busch thought that the a-pron was a groove

watch jun-ior take off

lap-ping cars non-stop

wal-trip and nem-e-chek bounced off of the wall

kas-ey kahne led once

be-cause he wheel-hopped

and then he spun a-round in the quad-o-val

john-son said, “boy i am like jack-ie chan”

too bad sun-day went to ja-pan ‘cause

who’s that in the lead? it’s kyle busch’s car eigh-teen,

watch his cam-ry go

and for-tun-ately, his ti-re did-n’t spring a leak,

sec-ond place was smoke

five years af-ter bob-by la-bon-te won in oh-three’s

at-lan-ta al-so

half a cen-tu-ry since al kel-ler’s lin-den vict’ry,

last for-eign make show


(instrumental)

clint bow-yer looked good

may-be thought he could

win it all, but wound up a third-straight sixth place

a hamlin pit stop

that was un-sched-uled

gave a-way spots that he could not quite re-place

team-mate’s car did weird stuff, the ride was rough

but not en-ough, ‘cause busch was tough and

who’s that in the lead? it’s kyle busch’s car eighteen,

watch his cam-ry go

and for-tun-ately, his ti-re did-n’t spring a leak,

sec-ond place was smoke

five years af-ter bob-by la-bon-te won in oh-three’s

at-lan-ta al-so

half a cen-tu-ry since al kel-ler’s lin-den vict’ry,

last for-eign make show

ti-res too hard, four de-bris cau-tions

sad-ler kept on spin-ning, third time was the charm

ed-wards had the lead, but the af-lac car blew smoke

pulled be-hind the wall, thinks that the trans-miss-ion broke

what a shame

and then watch

who’s that in the lead? it’s kyle busch’s car eighteen,

watch his cam-ry go

and for-tun-ately, his ti-re did-n’t spring a leak,

sec-ond place was smoke

five years af-ter bob-by la-bon-te won in oh-three’s

at-lan-ta al-so

half a cen-tu-ry since al kel-ler’s lin-den vict’ry,

last for-eign make show

(instrumental)


who’s that in the lead? it’s kyle busch’s car eighteen,

watch his cam-ry go

and for-tun-ately, his ti-re did-n’t spring a leak,

sec-ond place was smoke

five years af-ter bob-by la-bon-te won in oh-three’s

at-lan-ta al-so

‘ry go

was smoke

make show

half a cen-tu-ry since al kel-ler’s lin-den vict’ry,

last for-eign make show—


NEXT WEEK:
The short track season is finally here! The Food City 500 from Bristol Motor Speedway, next week on “Karaoke for NASCAR Fans!”

Posted by Brock Beard :: 3:49 PM ::

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