--Brock Beard Founder, Karaoke for NASCAR Fans
Posted by Brock Beard ::
3:39 PM ::
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Monday, May 05, 2008
arca: the inaugural carolina five hundred at rockingham
(to the song “gto” by ronnie and the daytonas)
jo-ey lo-ga-no
got in car twen-ty-five
for his first ar-ca race
(with) for-ty-nine cars be-hind
rock-ing-ham’s track was back o-pen
and the young-ster shi-yi-yined
be-cause the car-o-li
na-five-hun
dred-went-to
lo-gan-o
go, go, joe-y lo-ga-no
for-ty-nine cars are too slow
go, go, jo-ey lo-ga-no
dom-in-at-ing from the pole
was - jo-ey lo-ga-no
big wreck hap-pened on the twelfth lap
scott speed did-n’t slow
mich-ael ann-ett got dam-age
then came back like a pro
justin all-gaier pulled a musc-le
his trans-miss-ion bro-whoa-oke
and then the car-o-li
na-five-hun
dred-went-to
lo-gan-o
go, go, joe-y lo-ga-no
for-ty-nine cars are too slow
go, go, jo-ey lo-ga-no
dom-in-at-ing from the pole
was - jo-ey lo-ga-no
DANCE BREAK!
(instrumental)
jo-ey stretched his four hoo-siers
a hundred one cir-cuits
got some fresh ones and pre-tty soon
three lead lap cars were it
log-a-no’s tires were ol-der
(but) he did-n’t pi-i-it
un-til the cau-tion with nine to go
schra-der was in the lead, but we know
that then the car-o-li-
na-five-hun-
dred-went-to
lo-gan-o
go, go, joe-y lo-ga-no
for-ty nine cars are too slow
go, go, jo-ey lo-ga-no
dom-in-at-ing from the pole
was - jo-ey lo-ga-no
Posted by Brock Beard ::
8:04 PM ::
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Monday, April 07, 2008
the 2008 samsung five hundred at texas
(to the song “the twist” by chubby checker)
sec-ond timed lap
a car lost grip
mc-dow-ell’s crash
was so vic-ious
thank-full-y, right out he climbed
back at tex-as
at—tex-as (can’t get a-round, los-in’ ground, one lap down)
back at tex-as (can’t get a-round, los-in’ ground, one lap down)
whoo-hooo, yeah (can’t get a-round, los-in’ ground, one lap down)
af-lac wins (can’t get a-round, los-in’ ground, one lap down)
for carl ed-wards, it’s
his third back-flip
kyle busch is way too fast
smoke’s de-pressed ear-ly on
jeff - gor-don just got last
watch sam hit reut-i-mann
juni-or was fast, exc-ept on pit road
ye-ley caused a cau-tion
back—at tex-as (can’t get a-round, los-in’ ground, one lap down)
yeah, at-tex-as (can’t get a-round, los-in’ ground, one lap down)
whoo-hooo, yeah (can’t get a-round, los-in’ ground, one lap down)
af-lac wins (can’t get a-round, los-in’ ground, one lap down)
for carl ed-wards, it’s
his third back-flip
yee-haw—
(background over instrumental) can’t get a-round, los-in’ ground, one lap down can’t get a-round, los-in’ ground, one lap down can’t get a-round, los-in’ ground, one lap down can’t get a-round, los-in’ ground, one lap down oooh-ah can’t get a-round, los-in’—
up high, rob-by
the wall he hit
car sev-en-teen
fast in the pits
green-white-check-ers, bowy-er blocked
and mike ford’s miffed
back—at tex-as (can’t get a-round, los-in’ ground, one lap down)
yeah, at-tex-as (can’t get a-round, los-in’ ground, one lap down)
whoo-hoo, yeah (can’t get a-round, los-in’ ground, one lap down)
af-lac wins (can’t get a-round, los-in’ ground, one lap down)
for carl ed-wards, it’s
his third back-flip—
NEXT WEEK: I’m actually going to be trying something new for next week’s race at Phoenix, so be sure to tune in to RaceTalkRadio.com next Monday at 9 P.M Eastern to find out!
Posted by Brock Beard ::
8:52 PM ::
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Monday, March 31, 2008
the 2008 goody's cool orange five hundred at martinsville
(to the song “(we’re gonna) rock around the clock” by bill haley and his comets)
crew chiefs wor-ried a-bout the rain-drops
why did den-ny just make that pit stop?
back to nine-teenth spot, boy is he hot
then back he fought
and a got
a clock that night
well, when bo-bby spun, (it) tweaked the front
(of) jeff gor-don who still got sec-ond
kyle busch was off, jeff bur-ton topped his ride
reu-ti-mann dropped-dropped-dropped from the thir-ty-five
and ham-lin stopped the hen-drick on-slaught up front this time
rob-by and ken-seth’s - days were bad, matt
lost two laps spin-ning gill-i-land
kyle busch was off, jeff bur-ton topped his ride
reu-ti-mann dropped-dropped-dropped from the thir-ty-five
and ham-lin stopped the hen-drick on-slaught up front this time
(instrumental)
what a good time ed- wards was havin’
‘til out of gas last cor-ner hap-pened
kyle busch was off, jeff bur-ton topped his ride
reu-ti-mann dropped-dropped-dropped from the thir-ty-five
and ham-lin stopped the hen-drick on-slaught up front this time
poor sadl-er hurt bad - slipped two discs
dug deep and had a good fin-ish
kyle busch was off, jeff bur-ton topped his ride
reu-ti-mann dropped-dropped-dropped from the thir-ty-five
and ham-lin stopped the hen-drick on-slaught up front this time
(instrumental)
mc-mur-ray, mears, and da-vid ra-gan
had great runs a-round - the top ten
kyle busch was off, jeff bur-ton topped his ride
reu-ti-mann dropped-dropped-dropped from the thir-ty-five
and ham-lin stopped the hen-drick on-slaught up front this time
NEXT WEEK: It’s the Samsung 500 from Texas Motor Speedway!
Posted by Brock Beard ::
7:45 PM ::
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Monday, March 24, 2008
the 1991 goody's five hundred at martinsville
(to the song “return to sender” by elvis presley)
mis-ter sep-tem-ber
mis-ter sep-tem-ber
do you re-mem-ber when har-ry gant
spun at mar-tins-ville late
(and) ben-ny said, “too bad he can’t
to-day win his fourth straight”? (then hand-some har-ry)
with-out a fen-der
re-took the lead
took the check-ers
four straight weeks
do-ver and rich-mond
and dar-ling-ton
plus three busch rac-es
at the age of just fif-ty-one
strapped on some bungees the next pit stop
on har-ry’s skoal ban-dit
olds-mo-bi-le looked beat-up
but that team would-n’t quit (good thing they did-n’t)
mis-ter sep-tem-ber
re-took the lead
took the check-ers
four straight weeks
gant did-n’t win a fifth, but came near
his brake sys-tem would-n’t move
but at mich-i-gan - the ve-ry next year
(he won) at age fif-ty-two (a-no-ther rec-ord!)
mis-ter sep-tem-ber
re-took the lead
took the check-ers
four straight weeks
mis-ter sep-tem-ber
with-out a fen-der
mis-ter sep-tem-ber
with-out a fen-der—
NEXT WEEK: Who will make history in this week’s Martinsville event, the Goody’s Cool Orange 500? Find out Sunday and come here on Monday!
Posted by Brock Beard ::
5:37 PM ::
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Monday, March 17, 2008
the 2008 food city five hundred at bristol
(to the song “get ready” by the temptations)
watch dale jar-rett make his fin-al race
boy, what a car-eer
race the truck!
kyle busch took his time, got-up to first place
but his car won’t steer
the wheel stuck!
clint won a
rain-y day
then fin-ished third
to his team-mates
(the) third straight year a stew-art win slipped through
the lane he chose - had har-vick’s nose
then den-ny ham-lin’s car can’t pick up fuel
took off too slow - the tro-phy goes
to jeff bur-ton
jeff bur-ton, where’d he come from? (i have no clue!)
jeff bur-ton, where’d he come from?
watch fran-chi-tti and jam-ie bump and rub
and wreck three dodg-es
plus men-ard
and then ham-lin throw a block on cas-ey
un-der the cau-tion
hit the wall hard
watch mike skin-ner hit
joe nem-e-chek
catch on fire and
then still fin-ish
(the) third straight year a stew-art win slipped through
the lane he chose - had har-vick’s nose
then den-ny ham-lin’s car can’t pick up fuel
took off too slow - the tro-phy goes
to jeff bur-ton
jeff bur-ton, where’d he come from? (no idea!)
jeff bur-ton, where’d he come from?
jeff bur-ton
(instrumental)
lit-tle e, a new mis-cue
put him in bad shape
on old tires
both gill-i-land and al-mir-o-la, too
sol-id top-ten days
i was in-spired
jim-mie played too much
gui-tar hero
and har-vick’s car
gets more yel-low
(the) third straight year a stew-art win slipped through
the lane he chose - had har-vick’s nose
then den-ny ham-lin’s car can’t pick up fuel
took off too slow - the tro-phy goes
to jeff bur-ton
jeff bur-ton, where’d he come from? (i have no clue!)
jeff bur-ton, where’d he come from—
NEXT WEEK: To help ramp you guys up for Martinsville, next week’s song will be a retrospective on one of the track’s greatest races! It’s the 1991 Goody’s 500 at Martinsville next week on “Karaoke for NASCAR Fans!”
Posted by Brock Beard ::
5:31 PM ::
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Monday, March 10, 2008
the 2008 kobalt tools five hundred at atlanta
(to the song “turning japanese” by the vapors)
rob-by’s twen-ty-first
watch car-l slide
jeff’s pole, the slow-est
since nine-ty-five
all-men-din-ger must now ob-serve, mike skin-ner drives
pat-rick car-pen-tier
is two-for-two
dave blan-ey feels bad
he’s got the flu
fri-day, kyle busch thought that the a-pron was a groove
watch jun-ior take off
lap-ping cars non-stop
wal-trip and nem-e-chek bounced off of the wall
kas-ey kahne led once
be-cause he wheel-hopped
and then he spun a-round in the quad-o-val
john-son said, “boy i am like jack-ie chan”
too bad sun-day went to ja-pan ‘cause
who’s that in the lead? it’s kyle busch’s car eigh-teen,
watch his cam-ry go
and for-tun-ately, his ti-re did-n’t spring a leak,
sec-ond place was smoke
five years af-ter bob-by la-bon-te won in oh-three’s
at-lan-ta al-so
half a cen-tu-ry since al kel-ler’s lin-den vict’ry,
last for-eign make show
(instrumental)
clint bow-yer looked good
may-be thought he could
win it all, but wound up a third-straight sixth place
a hamlin pit stop
that was un-sched-uled
gave a-way spots that he could not quite re-place
team-mate’s car did weird stuff, the ride was rough
but not en-ough, ‘cause busch was tough and
who’s that in the lead? it’s kyle busch’s car eighteen,
watch his cam-ry go
and for-tun-ately, his ti-re did-n’t spring a leak,
sec-ond place was smoke
five years af-ter bob-by la-bon-te won in oh-three’s
at-lan-ta al-so
half a cen-tu-ry since al kel-ler’s lin-den vict’ry,
last for-eign make show
ti-res too hard, four de-bris cau-tions
sad-ler kept on spin-ning, third time was the charm
ed-wards had the lead, but the af-lac car blew smoke
pulled be-hind the wall, thinks that the trans-miss-ion broke
what a shame
and then watch
who’s that in the lead? it’s kyle busch’s car eighteen,
watch his cam-ry go
and for-tun-ately, his ti-re did-n’t spring a leak,
sec-ond place was smoke
five years af-ter bob-by la-bon-te won in oh-three’s
at-lan-ta al-so
half a cen-tu-ry since al kel-ler’s lin-den vict’ry,
last for-eign make show
(instrumental)
who’s that in the lead? it’s kyle busch’s car eighteen,
watch his cam-ry go
and for-tun-ately, his ti-re did-n’t spring a leak,
sec-ond place was smoke
five years af-ter bob-by la-bon-te won in oh-three’s
at-lan-ta al-so
‘ry go
was smoke
make show
half a cen-tu-ry since al kel-ler’s lin-den vict’ry,
last for-eign make show—
NEXT WEEK: The short track season is finally here! The Food City 500 from Bristol Motor Speedway, next week on “Karaoke for NASCAR Fans!”
Posted by Brock Beard ::
3:49 PM ::
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