Monday, March 03, 2008

the 2008 uaw-dodge four hundred at las vegas

(to the song “21st century (digital boy)” by bad religion)



sun-day was win-dy

reu-ti-mann got black flagged

‘cross the pain-ted grass, mc-murr-ay caught air, oh yeah

kyle busch was so fast

he liked to use the a-pron

but his car slipped back in the end, oh yeah

‘cause ca-rl ed-wards won - ve-gas o’er - jun-ior’s new toy

in the nat-ion-wide race, mar-tin got his car de-stroyed

a ti-re - once sent him - to the back - of the long-est line

cam-era-man got in the way, no pen-al-ty that ti-i-me

that’s two straight vict-o-ries, yeah!

there were hard crash-es

ste-wart - hit big in turn three

a right-front tire-blew-in-to-the-soft-wall, which hurt

then ca-rl ed-wards won - ve-gas o’er - jun-ior’s new toy

scott riggs had a great day ‘til his fen-der got de-stroyed

while kvap-il - and ra-gan - had great runs - at the fin-ish line

mike skin-ner star-ted in fifth - from knock-out qual-i-fy-ing

but where on earth’s jim-mie, yeah?

watch matt ken-seth and jeff gor-don - high and low

turn two, just like chi-ca-go

matt ken-seth spun and - a gap was what gor-don hit

hurt and an-gry, jeff said, “that should be fixed”

(call over instrumental:)
“And, for the ninth time in his Sprint Cup career, Carl Edwards will go to victory lane!”

‘cause ca-rl ed-wards won - ve-gas o’er - jun-ior’s new toy

in the nat-ion-wide race, mar-tin got his car de-stroyed

a ti-re - once sent him to the back of the long-est line

cam-era-man got in the way, no pen-al-ty that time

kahne’s

sick

kel-ler’s at bay

first

start for

car-pen-ti-er

kurt busch and robby blew right-front tires

figh-ting the traf-fic

mar-tin is cran-ky

that’s two straight vic-to-ries, yeah!


NEXT WEEK:
The Kobalt Tools 500 at Atlanta!
Posted by Brock Beard :: 5:32 PM :: ---------------------------------------