Monday, March 17, 2008

the 2008 food city five hundred at bristol

(to the song “get ready” by the temptations)



watch dale jar-rett make his fin-al race

boy, what a car-eer

race the truck!

kyle busch took his time, got-up to first place

but his car won’t steer

the wheel stuck!

clint won a

rain-y day

then fin-ished third

to his team-mates

(the) third straight year a stew-art win slipped through

the lane he chose - had har-vick’s nose

then den-ny ham-lin’s car can’t pick up fuel

took off too slow - the tro-phy goes

to jeff bur-ton

jeff bur-ton, where’d he come from? (i have no clue!)

jeff bur-ton, where’d he come from?

watch fran-chi-tti and jam-ie bump and rub

and wreck three dodg-es

plus men-ard

and then ham-lin throw a block on cas-ey

un-der the cau-tion

hit the wall hard

watch mike skin-ner hit

joe nem-e-chek

catch on fire and

then still fin-ish

(the) third straight year a stew-art win slipped through

the lane he chose - had har-vick’s nose

then den-ny ham-lin’s car can’t pick up fuel

took off too slow - the tro-phy goes

to jeff bur-ton

jeff bur-ton, where’d he come from? (no idea!)

jeff bur-ton, where’d he come from?

jeff bur-ton

(instrumental)

lit-tle e, a new mis-cue

put him in bad shape

on old tires

both gill-i-land and al-mir-o-la, too

sol-id top-ten days

i was in-spired

jim-mie played too much

gui-tar hero

and har-vick’s car

gets more yel-low

(the) third straight year a stew-art win slipped through

the lane he chose - had har-vick’s nose

then den-ny ham-lin’s car can’t pick up fuel

took off too slow - the tro-phy goes

to jeff bur-ton

jeff bur-ton, where’d he come from? (i have no clue!)

jeff bur-ton, where’d he come from—

NEXT WEEK:
To help ramp you guys up for Martinsville, next week’s song will be a retrospective on one of the track’s greatest races! It’s the 1991 Goody’s 500 at Martinsville next week on “Karaoke for NASCAR Fans!”
Posted by Brock Beard :: 5:31 PM :: ---------------------------------------