Monday, February 11, 2008

the 2008 budweiser shootout at daytona

(to the song “kickstart my heart” by motley crue)



boy, sa-tur-day night was ex-ci-ting

look who madethemostof his new-team:

earn-hardt, earn-hardt, who won? earn-hardt!

fin-al prac-tice, it was sure u-gly

eight cars to the back out of twen-ty-three

not earn-hardt, earn-hardt, but not earn-hardt!

ooh - "step-motors" are gone

now - i can use this song!

whoah

yeah

win for earn-hardt’s how the sea-son starts

whoah

yeah

baaaaa-by

whoah

yeah

win for earn-hardt, stew-art raced him hard

whoah

yeah

ba-byyyyyyy, yeah

(Mike Joy’s call over instrumental:)
“And Earnhardt comes up to block, that opens the bottom for Stewart! And the thirtieth annual Budweiser Shootout goes to the Amp / National Guard Impala of Dale Earnhardt, Jr.!”

fords kept crash-ing, which was such a shame

ell-i-ott’s wreck di-dn’t give up the high lane

like earn-hardt, earn-hardt, just like earn-hardt

gor-don and johnson raced in short track “bricks”

they both came back, but weren’t quite as good picks

as earn-hardt, earn-hardt, not like earn-hardt

yeah, mi-key and dave led!

yeah, toy-o-ta has caught-up—

whoah

yeah

win for earn-hardt’s how the sea-son starts

whoah

yeah

baaaaa-by

whoah

yeah

win for earn-hardt, stew-art raced him hard

whoah

yeah

ba-byyyyyyy

oooh-hoo

oooh, here comes earn-hardt—

tony stew-art is mad - so is kurt

that makes this round the third!

kurt swore that he had smoke cleared for sure

he cut smoke off

bent up his dodge

caught up to ask for grey pou-pon

and smoke might - have pulled - a spen-cer

but now ooh-oh, win for earn-hardt’s how the sea-son starts

and next week - it might - be two in a rooooow!

whoah

yeah

win for earn-hardt’s how the sea-son starts

whoah

yeah

b-b-b-b-b-b-baaaaa-by

whoah

yeah

win for earn-hardt, stew-art raced him hard

whoah

yeah

ba-byyyyyyy—

(Note: “step-motors” credited to the one and only Goddess of NASCAR, Ms. Lori Munro.)

NEXT WEEK:
The 50th Daytona 500 is upon us! Be sure to tune in next Monday night to see which song I will use to immortalize the golden anniversary of the one and only Great American Race!
Posted by Brock Beard :: 5:44 PM :: ---------------------------------------