Monday, February 25, 2008
the 2008 auto club five hundred at auto club (california)
(to the song “raindrops keep fallin’ on my head” by b.j. thomas)
a clamp fell off of wal-trip’s car
he dropped tons of oi-l on the track be-fore the start
rain had bare-ly dried
bris flew all over, watch those cars o-ver-heat-in’
for poor ham-lin, track seep-age then took its toll
and mears hit a wet patch, spun, and horn-ish made him roll
jun-ior got a piece
crews tried to cut holes in the track, the rain came back
nas-car wan-ted - to try
to run those cars through mid-night un-der the lights
but post-osc-ars just did-n’t work, so on to mon-day
to-day, they fin-a-lly got it in
bif-fle and kyle busch were not as fast and jeff gor-don
blew up at the end
still fin-ished third since jar-rett’s spin caused a cau-tion
while car-l e.
won a race with jim-mie
watch mc-mur-ray, he’s way too free
drif-ted, but saved it
oh, wait, did i al-so men-tion?
the track changed its name to “au-to club,” how re-dun-dant!
that won’t fill the seats
when this en-dur-ance race fin-ished, who was standing?
it’s car-l e.
in sec-ond was jim-mie—
Who will hit the jackpot in Sin City? Tune in here next Monday to find out in my tribute to the UAW-Dodge 400 from the Las Vegas Motor Speedway!