Monday, February 25, 2008

the 2008 auto club five hundred at auto club (california)

(to the song “raindrops keep fallin’ on my head” by b.j. thomas)



a clamp fell off of wal-trip’s car

he dropped tons of oi-l on the track be-fore the start

rain had bare-ly dried

de-

bris flew all over, watch those cars o-ver-heat-in’

for poor ham-lin, track seep-age then took its toll

and mears hit a wet patch, spun, and horn-ish made him roll

jun-ior got a piece

so

crews tried to cut holes in the track, the rain came back

nas-car wan-ted - to try

to run those cars through mid-night un-der the lights

but post-osc-ars just did-n’t work, so on to mon-day

to-day, they fin-a-lly got it in

bif-fle and kyle busch were not as fast and jeff gor-don

blew up at the end

but

still fin-ished third since jar-rett’s spin caused a cau-tion

while car-l e.

won a race with jim-mie

(instrumental)

watch mc-mur-ray, he’s way too free

drif-ted, but saved it

oh, wait, did i al-so men-tion?

the track changed its name to “au-to club,” how re-dun-dant!

that won’t fill the seats

but

when this en-dur-ance race fin-ished, who was standing?

it’s car-l e.

in sec-ond was jim-mie—

NEXT WEEK:
Who will hit the jackpot in Sin City? Tune in here next Monday to find out in my tribute to the UAW-Dodge 400 from the Las Vegas Motor Speedway!
Posted by Brock Beard :: 8:16 PM :: ---------------------------------------