Monday, October 22, 2007

the 2007 subway five hundred at martinsville

(to the song “jessie’s girl” by rick springfield)



there’s one botched reed-start

yeley blew up, his smoke made drivers blind

though bowyer finished ninth, he fell farther behind

jimmie won at martinsville, slowly crossed the finish line

jeff gordon’s third win was in sight

but a lugnut wasn’t tightened, thir-ty-third place

and though gordon worked back up front, he lost the fight

when jimmie johnson won at

martinsville

his third straight win at martinsville

why did the caution end it like that?!

twenty-one cautions slowed the day

aric’s bent-up army car burst into flames

kurt busch broke his splitter after melting his bead

gilliland and jarrett spun, harvick made it in between

truex was spun and spun all day

bent fender for denny hamlin, but did not crash

tony stewart slammed on his brakes, kyle’s in his way

then jimmie johnson won at

martinsville

his third straight win at martinsville

why did the caution end it like that

at martinsville

newman’s second at martinsville

hey, why did david ragan

hey, why did david ragan do that?!

junior banged up his fenders as he climbed

ran great though his car looked ugly

then just like edwards, volts declined

rusty said they need big-ger batteries!

(instrumental)

tell me

why did the caution end it like that?!

(instrumental)

then jimmie johnson won at

martinsville

his third straight win at martinsville

back at martinsville

hey, why did david ragan do that

at martinsville?!

kyle busch’s strong at martinsville

uh-huh back at martinsville

REWIND LINK: the 2006 bass pro shops five hundred at atlanta
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