Monday, June 18, 2007

the 2007 citizens bank four hundred at michigan

(to the song "ninety-nine luftballons (red balloons)" by nena)



last week, boy, did we get a huge shock:

dale junior just got kyle busch’s name dropped

now he might race that number five

his dad wrecked two bristol nights

michigan, next on the schedule

by one thousandth, yeley out-dueled

johnson for the fastest time

but in the end, someone else got by:

(instrumental)

(that) ninety-nine red fusion

hadn’t won since late oh-five

good thing beard’s using this song

‘cause giacchi’s beard was way too long!

the right-rear, newman’s blew apart

they had to cut it off his car

but near the front was edwards’ ride

his ninety-nine red fusion drove by

(instrumental)

(that) ninety-nine sped off pit road

the way, young martin truex showed

sliding tires seemed like much fun

‘till luckless ryan newman spun

truex looped, he got a boot

matt kenseth, vick-ers ran into

though johnson led this conga line

that ninety-nine red fusion drove by

(instrumental)

stewart flew up through the field

saturday’s car damage was healed

his rival, kurt, was running strong, but

a loose lug would not stay on

hamlin’s car fell off the jack

he couldn’t get all those spots back

raines spins out, the caution flies

that ninety-nine red fusion drove by

(instrumental)

that ninety-nine red fusion drove by—

truex closed, but brushed the fence

it put the sophomore on defense

as johnson slowed to save fuel, still he

stopped with eight left, what a pity

back in tenth, what have we here?

wal-trip’s best run, by far, this year!

checkers for the red fusion

a backflip landed in mid-june—

REWIND LINK: the 2006 dodge/savemart three-fifty at infineon (special edition)
Posted by Brock Beard :: 8:37 PM :: ---------------------------------------