karaoke for nascar fans

Monday, March 19, 2007

the 2007 kobalt tools five hundred at atlanta

(to the song “particle man” by they might be giants)

ryan newman, ryan newman

blown engine not part of the plan

lost the pole and started last, poor

ryan newman

kyle busch had two straight days so bad

the lugnuts would fall off and make him mad

his st. pat’s weekend was off a tad

no luck, so sad, worse than newman’s

reed sorenson, reed sorenson

boy, his home-state fans had so much fun

he finished ninth, stayed in the fight

reed sorenson


but jeff gordon still hasn’t won

lost the lead when his tire stop plunged

him a lap down to johnson

too bad, gordon

montoya’s time should quickly arrive

the harry gant line got him by just fine

juan got fifth, he is in his prime

the stars aligned, an oval this time!

reutimann, reutimann

wrecked with kahne, greg, and brian

biff moved high and who got crammed?


a slow pit stop gave stewart a drop

from fifth to seventeenth, we thought

he would be stuck in the pack

then he attacked, got it back

until johnson, jimmie johnson

three laps up front, stewart was done

he ran away, forty-eight wins:

jimmie johnson

REWIND LINK: the 2006 food city five hundred at bristol
Posted by Brock Beard :: 1:58 PM ::

"win on sunday, sing on monday"