karaoke for nascar fans


Tuesday, November 28, 2006

red versus blue




(to the song “the loco-motion” by kylie minogue)

go, jimmie johnson!

go, jimmie johnson!

everybody’s cheering a brand-new champ now (and now, fin’lly, it is jimmie johnson)

(but) my friend didn’t like it and he had himself a cow (junior, he says, should beat jimmie johnson)

he said, “i just can’t help it, i plain don’t see how

a guy with unibrow who eats at in-n-out

beat earnhardt, junior in the nextel chase this past week!”

i said, “don’t you forget now

he’s been waiting - four years, so close

now you must give props to lowe’s!”

he said, “i can’t do it, not since daytona (i guess he meant when knaus was alone, huh?)

and back at talladega in middle-october (although vickers crowded his rear bumper!)

he’s from californ-ee and he acts so damn dull

i hoped hamlin would wreck him back at martinsville

and, come on, come on, this is jimmie johnson to me:

what a team effort, this lowe’s/top choice lumber/kobalt/quaker state/delphi chevy monte carlo ran great today, chad made some great calls on pit road, these little wheels gripped great and i found some help over by plywood, and i just want to thank jeff gordon and rick hendrick for making this happen for me—"

i told him, “you’re right,” but remember just one thing (back when he thought the fat lady did sing)

perseverance tips he got from one champion (he got advice from bobby allison)

“if teammates go and wreck you, just finish top-two

for five straight races and there’ll be no chance you’ll lose,”

(he) told jimmie johnson, who’s goin’ to new york this week!

(bickering over instrumental)

everybody’s cheering a brand-new champ now (and now, fin’lly, it is jimmie johnson)

but my friend didn’t like it and he had himself a cow (junior, he says, should beat jimmie johnson)

he said, “i just can’t help it, i plain don’t see how

this guy with unibrow who eats at in-n-out

beat earnhardt, junior in the nextel chase this—

jimmie johnson won the nextel cup this—

jimmie johnson won the nextel cup this past week!

Posted by Brock Beard :: 12:55 AM ::
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