karaoke for nascar fans


Tuesday, October 03, 2006

the 2006 banquet four hundred at kansas


(to the song “running on empty” by jackson browne)

watch out ryan newman’s spinning in front of the field

gordon and harvick went low to get grass stuck in all their wheels

the laps went by and the seventeen’s driver did not have fun

i don’t where the track’s grip went, i’m just holdin’ on

early on - i reached through a t.v.

just to grab - a pot pie

later on - then i just barely won

crawling across the line

robby, gilliland, stremme, and hamlin all did slide

yeley, jamie, and sorenson, they all wrecked way up high

bowyer’s ride was a bad fast one until he spun alone

somehow clint still finished ninth behind my home depot

early on - i reached through a t.v.

just to grab - a pot pie

later on - then i just barely won

crawling across the line

there was a giant hole - in junior’s car nose

kyle busch lapped harvick under green (but he got the lucky dog quickly)

what a bizzare sight - kenseth looped his ride

it seemed to take him a while, but jimmie did lead

watch my fuel pressure - whoa! - gordon’s fast on my heels

but, what’s this? his fuel pump’s out, boy do i sure know how that feels!

johnson sped on pit road, kahne spun out, they needed some splashes of fuel

but then i realized i might just see this through!

early on - i reached through a t.v.

just to grab - a pot pie

later on - then i just barely won

crawling across the line


casey just about had me

but he still ran out right behind

i may have finished slow, but that win is still mine!

i wonder now if next week talladega is fine

if i use a fuel cell that’s not small, but king size!

Posted by Brock Beard :: 7:00 PM ::
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