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Thursday, August 03, 2006

the dave blaniac song





get
well
soon,
buffet benny!







(to the song "maniac" by michael sembello)

out of all those fans, there was one bizarre sight, back at richmond saturday night:

in a sea of eights and budweiser red, one cheered for dave blaney.

all the others kept their eyes on earnhardt, but this girl didn’t try

she is dressed in black, red, white, and yellow; "caterpillar" is on her pants.

is she lisa, blaney’s wife?

how do her cheers never tire

when her driver’s running way back in sixteenth?

she’s the blaniac, blaniac in turn four

and she’s gonna cheer the twenty-two some more!

she’s the blaniac, blaniac in turn four

and her fandom’s something you cannot ignore!

so hard today it is to compete with the popularity

of stewart, earnhardt, mark martin, newman, johnson and jeff gordon.

you wait all the time at the start-finish line for the checkered flag to fly

seems unfair in this world it is always unfurled for the obvious guys!

it would make her life complete

to see blaney go defeat

all those favorites and get his first career win!

she’s the blaniac, blaniac in turn four

and she’s gonna cheer the twenty-two some more!

she’s the blaniac, blaniac in turn four

and her fandom’s something you cannot ignore!

(guitar solo)

is she lisa, blaney’s wife?

how do her cheers never tire

when her driver’s running way back in sixteenth?

she’s the blaniac, blaniac in turn four

and she’s gonna cheer the twenty-two some more!

she’s the blaniac, blaniac in turn four

and her fandom’s something you cannot ignore—

Posted by Brock Beard :: 1:14 AM ::
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