karaoke for nascar fans


Monday, April 10, 2006

the 2006 samsung / radioshack five hundred at texas

(to the song "rock you like a hurricane" by the scorpions)

okay, dear race fans

here’s something new,

i am now singing

this week’s review

i prefer poems

‘cause i cannot croon,

but poems are

just songs with no tunes

so blare the guitars

kick me a beat,

then this thing i ask

answer with me:

back at texas

with one lap to go,

whose red charger

was stealing the show?

evernham’s

young sensation kasey kahne

from the pole

he raced into vict’ry lane

kurt busch had been spinning

greg biffle out,

and his old teammate

called it a rout;

the hard inside wall

off of turn two

is what poor edwards

later ran into;

ryan newman, in

post-crash despair,

was quick to lash out

at marlin’s hair;

and while stewart led

and kenseth stood tall,

one fast pit stop put

in front of them all:



evernham’s

young sensation kasey kahne

from the pole

he raced into vict’ry lane

washington’s

curly-haired son kasey kahne

running third

in the nextel points again

(guitar solo)

kahne had bad restarts

lost too much ground,

but with few laps left

more speed he found

high on the outside

of the texas banks

kahne kept his spot

on top of the ranks

the margin widened

kahne got away

"go kasey go" yelled

the fans that day

under the checkers

flew a bright red streak

and now forty-two

must wait for two weeks

(to catch) evernham’s

young sensation kasey kahne

from the pole

he raced into vict’ry lane

washington’s

curly-haired son kasey kahne

running third

in the nextel points again

kasey kahne!

Posted by Brock Beard :: 11:42 PM ::
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