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Monday, March 13, 2006

the 2006 uaw-daimlerchrysler four hundred at las vegas

















thump-thump
thump-thump

one day in march
like the headless horseman did ichabod
and jaws did the swimmers of amity
the lowe’s chevrolet smelled blood
and struck.

thump-thump
thump-thump
thump-thump

this creature
this blue demon of el cajon
slithered through the desert
glutting itself on the seconds it sliced
off its dwindling golden prey.

and when caution cruelly turned
the sea of seconds
separating lowe’s blue from dewalt yellow
into inches
this demon bared its fangs.

then the green flag waved
and the hunt was on.

block after block
the flailing fusion
did everything it could
but the movement
only excited its pursuer.

thump-thump
thump-thump
thump-thump
thump-thump

then
only a few feet from safety
the demon drew even
inched past
and pulled away.

thump—

and now dewalt tools
can be found on aisle seventeen
at lowe’s.

Posted by Brock Beard :: 10:51 PM ::
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