Wednesday, February 08, 2006
silly season in sixty seconds
bobby labonte’s going out to buy milk in the cheerios dodge,
clint bowyer’s serving as the designated driver of the jack daniel’s chevrolet,
brent sherman’s reading ‘the ugly duckling’ in the schwan’s dodge,
and dave blaney’s waiting for his caterpillar dodge to turn into a toyota butterfly.
reed sorenson’s using david stremme’s coors light cans for target practice,
casey mears is getting davey allison’s ice cream man suit dry cleaned,
scott wimmer’s reading ernie irvan’s autobiography,
and sterling marlin’s sorting joe nemechek’s trash.
travis kvapil’s getting last year’s orange-and-white firesuit altered,
jeff green’s wearing the same blue-and-gold one for a third different team,
mark martin’s new sponsor is spelling his name with three a’s,
and kyle petty’s is still nagging him to open another checking account.
j.j. yeley’s climbing fences with tony stewart and denny hamlin,
michael waltrip’s running a marathon sponsored by dodge,
terry labonte’s looking for a place he’d like to put his heisman trophy,
and ken schrader’s found his new crew chief’s stash of little debbies.
ryan newman and kurt busch are gossiping about rusty in the penske break room,
jamie mcmurray’s burning through sharpies signing autographs at roush,
martin truex, jr.’s dying his beard red at dei,
and at evernham, kasey kahne and jeremy mayfield are playing ‘keep away’—
—with poor scott riggs’ helmet.